Been having a fair amount of oats in shakes and other foods recently. I've noticed they make me fart like a trumpet. Anyway, I was on the tube (subway) the other day, and it was packed as usual. I let out some kind of nuclear fart. It was silent, but pure doom. I was actually offended by my own fart, which is usually something that would normally impress me. I noticed one woman sitting within the blast radius that seemed to be crying and holding her nose. I imagine she was having a bad day and my oat fueled fart just sent her over the edge. I think it's something to do with being on a high protein diet and eating a lot of oats. The combination is producing some horrendous chemistry inside me and the general public seems to be suffering as a result.
Has anyone else ever noticed that oats make you fart a lot more than normal?
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